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Well now I just lost about half of my readers, due to suicide.  I would have killed myself too, so don't feel bad, but for the rest of you I will continue on and wage a war on weapons of mass homosexuality.  This WOTW doesn't fit our standard WOTW.   And that is why the cock stops here.  I do not actually feel like waging a war on WMH.  So I will now go search for another whore.













How about this whore?  Is she better?



I actually think I've seen her on Net Video Girls before.  Yeah I just gave them some props when we are going to get none in return but who cares.  Why?   Because I really think she was one of those girls, and that shit is funny.








Maybe her?


Nah.




I am so fucking sick of looking for the perfect whore.  I think it is just a myth set forth by the creators, the ones from before MySpace WOTW.  The legend of the perfect whore is one to be told.  But today isn't the time, nor the place.  So I am just going to pick any whore for this week.




"Kasey Kox - The Cutest Chick On The Net!"
Yeah, cutest on the net.  I think she left out, "who wears a bathing suit from Wal-Mart."



http://www.myspace.com/gianna4u
Yeah so this is going to be the actual WOTW.  

"Why are you making her a whore Derrick?  Can't women even put pictures of themselves up on MySpace anymore with out you calling them a whore?"

Sure they can, that doesn't make them a whore.  I enjoy looking at photo shopped pictures of women in their bikinis'.  It makes me want to go to the beach and watch the old men watching the young women in their bathing suits.  That always makes me laugh.   You have to say though, her bathing suit makes you want to throw a midget in the drop kick position at her head.  Then let the midget go to town on her ass after she is knocked unconscious.  I know this isn't possible, midgets can't have sex with normal sized people, it would bring the apocalypse.









That just looks so wrong. She looks like she should be making a flag or something,  not playing with herself.  

















Oh man that is wrong.  Bulgy fucking whore/slut/manwhore/ahhhhhh, that is wrong.  I am sorry for that.












Not really.
But I will go back to the actual current WOTW.
I am just working up to showing you her whoreness.  I started out with the pictures that would make you say she isn't a whore.  I am slowly building this article up to show you her full whore potential.  We will get there, just sit back.  Relax and read.  I promise I won't put anymore pictures of that umm . . . thing in the last picture.











Okay, so now we just hit up another pin in the lock to the question, "is she really a whore?"  We see here the back tattoo and at the same time we see her in the doggy style position.  Which everyone knows is the position that back tattoos were made for.  Understand?  No?  Okay, the tattoo is a load landing strip.  A semen pad, the sperm trampoline.  It is the cum cup, the tadpole target.  It's the spot you aim for when you blow your load when you are doing a women Doggy style.  Got it now?  Good!














Yeah, whore.



Okay, now I will break down her info.  *deep breath in*



"I started fooling around in chatrooms when I was younger and I used to tease guys with my webcam!"  How did you tease them?  Did you tie them up and show them videos of that she/manwhore from earlier on?  "I used to fantasies about someday becoming a pornstar."  That is not a hard fantasy to live out.  Seriously come on, if you are a good looking female, fantasize about something that is harder than being a pornstar, like going swimming.  That is a harder fantasy.   "I used to borrow my brother's porno movies and watch them over & over again, all by myself."  Didn't you say you had the internet then?  Why would you have to steal porn from him.  That is what Al Gore created the internet for, porn.   "My favorite pornstar is Gina Lynn. She's the hottie who was in that Superman video with Eminem."  Superman and Eminem, umm.  Batman and Kid Rock?  The X-men and Kevin Fetterline?   Spider man and Boy George?  Which sounds worse?

"Anyways - last spring my dirty little fantasy with came true. I was in Miami Beach during March Break and I entered this huge Bikini Contestwell, long story short - I didn't win..."  No shit, we seen the bikinis you wear.   "...but the good news is that one of the judges was also a big adult entertainment executive and apparently he must of really liked me!"  I am sure the rim jobs and your tattoo didn't hurt.   "After the contest he introduced himself to me and asked if I had ever considered a career in adult movies. Boy, was he barking up the right tree! He gave me his business card and told me to call his office on Monday.and that's how it all started!"  The way it actually started - She was in Florida, she meet R Kelly.

"Within a week I was booked into my first professional pornshoot! - WooHoo! - I was so nervous and excited at the same time, I could hardly contain myself. At my first interview, they showed me studio shots of the guys I'd be working with and I couldn't believe it - they were total hunks! I logged onto their website later that night to get a better look at my "porn-mates to be" I watched the hottest video clip of him fucking the shit out of this little blond Brittany Spears look-a-like. I couldn't believe how hard he was banging her and I thought to myself 'that's gonna be me'" - I really don't have to say anything to that. If it isn't funny to you, reread it.

"Anyways, the day of the shoot finally came. I was really nervous on the drive there. I almost chickened out and went home but I thought to myself"  That's gonna be me with the 4 guys trying to stick their drug numbed penises into any orifice they can find open.  And maybe one won't be open and they will all hit the same spot at once, yea..  - What she actually wrote "'sometimes you've got take chances' so I thought 'what the hell - let's go for it'"  Bring on the cocks, whoo hoo!!!  "You can't tell so much in my photos, but you can really tell when you watch the beginning of my movie how nervous I really was. But as you'll see it didn't take me very long to loosen up!" Ahahahahahaha hahahahahah hahahaha hahahahahahahah.  That is what she actually wrote.  Hahahahahah.

"Before I knew it I was in the middle of giving the blowjob of my life! My pussy was soaked and I hadn't even taken off my panties yet! In total it was almost a 6 hour shoot. I actually came 4 times during the day and that's a personal record. I was fucked, sucked and penetrated by three guys and I swallowed 3 of the hugest loads of cum I ever seen (what do these guys eat to have such big loads?)"  The last pin has been knocked up and the lock is open, we gots ourselves a whore.  


 "Since that day I've done two more porn shoots for this company and I'm scheduled for another later this month. I've literally shot hours of hardcore video and 100's of photos." Did you know gorillas sleep as much as fourteen hours per day.  They don't even sleep as much as this whore makes porn.

*deep breath out*



Or just go here


Fucking eh that bikini is ugly.







I am done, gone, out of here.

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