Thank you whore finding dog, sometimes I need help finding the WOTW. They can be pretty elusive. Though I don't know why the dog is talking in ebonics. Maybe this is Wiggs dog, who knows?
Cindy
or as her title states
"Ball Smasher"
Yeah that really upsets me too! You should write Tom a message. Maybe even your congressman or senator; that shit should be allowed. It is your given right to show that weeping sore to everyone, even though they don't want to see it. You know who would let you show your pussy though? A porn magazine, a porn video, your own website, or maybe you just should keep your gaping vag hole closed up and not put it out on display for every 14 y/o boy and 80 y/o man to look at. Because anyone else can get better than that. Really though, that picture is disturbing. It looks like her face is her vagina.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I am hung over and not really in a good mood. I take it all back.
Al Gore knows best.
Does she have undies on, lol? Haha that is such a good question, and laughing out loud is exactly what I did when I read that question. This WOTW is so funny. What a great question, undies? On? LOL, ohh my, I think I just laughed up a lung. Yep here it is in my hand. LOL I can't stop laughing. I think I might have to go to rehab for laughing because of her joke. Oh man, there is no way she has undies on. Her toxic cunt juices would eat right through them.
Ah shit, let us go to her "about me" section.
"About me.Well Im a dancer/stripper from the New Haven, Bridgeport Connecticut".
Oh man, this is going to be boring, I can tell already.
"Im originally from Orlando Florida. I came here to escape the drama. Im very well known and I have a great sense of humor, love to party, love pretty girls and hot men! YES IM VERY BI!"
Very well known! Oh no! I better stop writing this now before the whole trailer park comes knocking at my door.
"Girls and guys (want sexual details, email me) are welcome to add them selfs (NO JERKS) (JERKS WILL GET THERE BALLS SMASHED, GET IT, GOT IT, GOOD) as friends."
Ohhhh no, not only is the trailer park coming but she is coming as well. To smash some balls. Be afraid, very afraid.
"The emails are getting nutty but I love the attention lol. I love to hang out with friends, love the local band seen. Rock Rock Rock! They call me Ball Smasher because Im not afraid to tell people how I feel, so dont piss me off! lol"
Laughing out loud, don't do it. Laughing out loud I told you once before not to piss me off and if I have to laugh out loud again then I am going to have to smash some balls.
"Dont worry Im not a bitch Im very friendly."
Most bitches are friendly. If you are talking about the female dog. And by the looks of it, that is what you are.
"Whoof Whoof, put in there Rin Tin Tin. Whoof, come on, lol. Don't piss me off."
That caption is just too easy to make fun of. So I won't. I would like to point out the retarded smirk on her face and the way her cheeks look like my dead great grandmas. But besides picturing a retard yelling, "I love flowers" and a dead lady from 28 days later, I really have nothing to say about this picture. Well except, I guess you could just substitute a retard with Carlos Mencia saying, "I love flowers." It is pretty much the same thing. Though now I know he is going to say that on his next show. The reason I know this, he is a hack.
SHE WAS IN 28 DAYS LATER! I KNEW IT.
You better not be dropping the kids off at the pool in this picture. Cause if so, Al Gore is going to have to come back.
Whatever you say Andy Reid. You are the main guest here, but Al Gore did invent the plastic spoon and the Losertarian party.
If Rin Tin Tin won't do it, what makes you think anyone else will?
Why do these whores always post these sexual pictures for the sole purpose of getting attention? I know I know, that is what makes them the whores. But seriously, why do people have to put up pictures with them in some sexual position or with barely no clothes on just to get other people to comment on them like so:
Though I like this comment, it still pisses me off that people feed these whores attention needs. Being a whore is like being a heroin addict. You have to kick those people in a room and not let them out for at least 2 weeks. The same goes with a whore. Kick that slut into a room and don't let them talk to anyone for 2 weeks. No MySpace comments, no one holla'in at them on the street and no lame fucking MySpace comments, did I say that already? The whore will most likely die from the lack of comments such as, "I'd hit it", "Nice ass" and "you care if my buddy and his 3 frat brothers join in too?" So please if you ever encounter a whore, kick them in a closet and don't let them out until they are cured. It is up to you.
Yes that is right. So stop sending messages to whores telling them anything. Because bad comments are just as good to them as good comments.
This is Derrick signing off until next week. Well probably two weeks from now. So you all take care out there in DamnCrackers land and have a good night.
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