That's right, those dumbasses that wear towels on their heads are still upset over a cartoon. You would think if you could walk around all day with a towel on your head and a moo moo on that you would be able to take a joke. Well I guessed wrong. Yahoo news states, "Thousands of worshippers emerging from Friday prayers demonstrated against drawings of the Prophet Muhammad in the Mideast, Asia and Africa, clashing with police in some cities despite religious leaders' attempts to keep marches peaceful." You wanna see the cartoon they were so upset about.

I'm am guessing most of our readers cannot read french, and if they could, they would not let anyone know of this. Because of the dire need to know what was written in this paper I have enlisted a person who can read the language of pussies but does not wish to be named.

And in case you didn't see the retarded scale which was in the previous issue of "France Sucks", I have posted it below. Please use this scale when anyone is breaching the Matt Leblanc status. Actually use it when ever you want.