"A teenage girl was convicted Wednesday in the killing of a 16-year-old classmate who was choked, beaten and sawed into pieces after an argument over boys." I think Rob Zombie might have something to do with this and if he doesn't just wait a few months, it will be a Rob Zombie movie.

The girl who was killed just started at a school in Texas two months earlier. The article states, "Prosecutors said she was just trying to fit in at a new school but picked the wrong friend." Wow that isn't obvious, but wait, what if she wanted to get sawed into pieces, then she did pick the right friend. Prosecutors are so stupid.

After the jury was polled, "...step-uncle Michael McCollum said Reynolds' family (the family of the girl who was killed) was 'overjoyed. It's been a very long road.'" This guy is the step uncle. No one likes step-uncles. Step uncles aren't even part of the family, they just come over on holidays and eat your food and they say everyone is overjoyed after a step-family member, "...was burned, dismembered and hidden in two counties."

"In her first trial, Kolb (killer) testified that Gregory (killer) strangled Reynolds (victim), then hit Kolb and threatened to kill her, her family and her cats if she reported the crime. Gregory, who has pleaded not guilty, denied that account in a television interview." DON'T KILL THE CATS!!! For the love of God, say the cats, are these people crazy? After I read that they, "burned, dismembered and hidden [the body] in two counties" I said to myself, "that's odd, there might be something wrong with them." But after he threatened to kill her cats, that's it, strap'em up and through them in a padded room.

Seriously people killing cats should be reserved for the animal shelter and the Chinese. Damn I could eat some Chinese right now.