Yahoo News states, "To students at Eagleswood Elementary School, she used to be Mr. McBeth. Now, after undergoing a sex change, 71-year-old Lily McBeth is ready to return to teaching as Miss McBeth." Well I am sure before the operation McBeth was called Miss McBeth too. In fact that could be where McBeth got the idea, "Miss McBeth, that's sounds kinda nice, I think I'll cut off my penis."

Yahoo also reports, "Despite criticism from parents, the school board on Monday stood by its decision to allow McBeth to resume working as a substitute teacher." Or a prostitute teacher. Either way McBeth is 71 years old, teaching and just got a sex change. You would think after 71 years as man he/she wouldn't really have to do much to switch genders. It should be all shriveled up anyways and at the age most men have man tits. So the only real procedure would be to get a wig and throw some make-up on.

The site known as Yahoo writes, "McBeth(Robin Williams) on Monday told the school board and the crowd that she loves teaching and (eating)children, and looks forward to returning to the classroom." If he/she loves children so much then why do this and still teach. I can tell you that if I would have had a teacher that was once a man and now a women (or at least something close to one) I would have been in the guidance counselors office over it. The better thing he/she could have said was, "I love children, almost as much as I love fucking with their heads."

And to end this "Breaking News" article Yahoo concludes, "Steven Goldstein, chairman of Garden State Equality, a gay rights advocacy group supporting McBeth's bid to resume teaching, called the school board's action historic." Yeah really historic, I know when my kids grandkids are in school this is what they are going to be learning about. "And yes Timmy, we have to learn about the teacher that had a sex change and continued to teach, no not because of the sex change but because their were the oldest teacher ever."